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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

I've been a bad boy lately...



... and I don't mean because it's been 16 days since I last posted.




In the last two weeks I've killed hundreds of people, clashed with the law and built a multibillion dollar drug empire, thanks to two new fantastic time-wasters.





Grand Theft Auto IV came out earlier this month, and I've spent a majority of my evenings stealing cars and killing indiscriminately. It's also a lot of fun to race other people online and shoot out their tires (or their brains).

But I can't exactly cart my Xbox 360 to work and play there. So for the times when I need to get my thug on but can't exactly take an hour to raise hell, I play Dope Wars on Facebook. Basically it's a game where you start out with $400 in your pocket and try to sell drugs to make your way to a comfortable, Tony Montana lifestyle. As of this posting, I'm worth close to $50 billion. I also own Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman, which is a selling point all its own.

So I'm sure I have started a downward spiral into a totally degenerative lifestyle (more so than I already live). If you want to try and take me on sometime, look me up.

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