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Thursday, October 30, 2008

how do you update this thing...

...what?
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...hmm

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Thursday, July 31, 2008

No, I am not dead

I kind of feel dead after this week.

I know I haven't written anything lately. I will.

This is just my quarterly blog posting apology.

More posts are coming in the near future.
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Friday, June 27, 2008

This is how I make my bread

Just in time for the weekend, if you're looking for something to do, why not bake some bread? Here's a great instructional video that taught me a lot about baking a fresh loaf.


You make sure to have a good weekend!
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008

When you gotta go...


So this video is making the rounds in Huntsville this week. It's an HPD cop who apparently had to go, and decided to take a whiz behind a dumpster while he was out on patrol. Bad news for him is a security camera was watching, and someone who may not have appreciated the visit posted it on YouTube (it has been removed, but it's on our website).

Obviously, the police department is looking into it. I can't imagine that any punishment handed down in an official capacity is going to trump what his coworkers have to say about it. But let's be real about the situation.

If I'm a cop, this is not a move I make. I'd imagine that if I were wearing a uniform, I could convince any gas station owner to let me use their can. And if I'm really hurting, well ... that's what empty Propel bottles are for ... you know, the perfect sized opening and all that.

But no man on this planet can sit there and pretend that they haven't done this. You know why? Because we can.

You ladies are relegated to finding bushes. And I feel for you, really. Every time I come out of a movie and see the line snaking out of the women's room, I wince a little.

But for men, the world is our toilet if we choose. Gotta go after attending a big concert? Open the car door and stand behind it. Camping? Find a good-sized tree. In a crowded bar bathroom? Don't shoulder your way to the trough, find an open sink! It's just who we are.

So I seriously hope this guy doesn't get into too much trouble for what's really just a lapse in judgment. Because I'd be willing to bet that, like all men, his superiors have found themselves in a similar bind at some point.

(Yes, assuming his superiors are all men is a sexist and blanket statement, but it works better with the point I'm trying to make. Don't freak out.)

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Monday, June 16, 2008

Back to Addiction

My wife bought me the World of Warcraft: Burning Crusade expansion pack for Father's Day. Why she would do that, I don't know, since it makes me less of a father when I'm glued to the computer for hours at a time.

Anyway, I digress. To commemorate my return to the world of absolute nerd-dom, I thought I'd share one of the greatest, most cruel and heartless WoW videos of all time.

Note: There is harsh language in this video (text, not spoken), so if you don't like that sort of thing, don't click it.

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

New Weezer video...

... or as I like to call it, the greatest music video of all time. If you don't get this after watching it, you don't waste enough time at work on the Internet.

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Wednesday, May 21, 2008

I've been a bad boy lately...



... and I don't mean because it's been 16 days since I last posted.




In the last two weeks I've killed hundreds of people, clashed with the law and built a multibillion dollar drug empire, thanks to two new fantastic time-wasters.





Grand Theft Auto IV came out earlier this month, and I've spent a majority of my evenings stealing cars and killing indiscriminately. It's also a lot of fun to race other people online and shoot out their tires (or their brains).

But I can't exactly cart my Xbox 360 to work and play there. So for the times when I need to get my thug on but can't exactly take an hour to raise hell, I play Dope Wars on Facebook. Basically it's a game where you start out with $400 in your pocket and try to sell drugs to make your way to a comfortable, Tony Montana lifestyle. As of this posting, I'm worth close to $50 billion. I also own Jessica Alba and Natalie Portman, which is a selling point all its own.

So I'm sure I have started a downward spiral into a totally degenerative lifestyle (more so than I already live). If you want to try and take me on sometime, look me up.

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